welcome to the lil town of walcott

joeyokosuka:

pixeflutters:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

i honestly didn’t know what this was referring to so i just assumed that tumblr was filled with a community of disgruntled fishers smh

homosexual-mayor:

PLEASE, DO NOT CONTINUE SELFIE WEEK
With the 4chan outbreak happening on Tumblr, it is NOT SAFE. They are now collecting selfies in the #selfie, #me and #face tags, but I would NOT put it past them to go to the tag.
They are taking collected selfies and putting them into pornographic scenes, and this could be ANYONE, no matter of age.
IF YOUR SELFIE IS USED, CONTACT AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY, BUT DO NOT POST ABOUT IT. THIS IS A HEAVY CRIME, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE.
PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO STOP THE SELFIE WEEK. (Which I did originally post and I’m honestly sorry)

homosexual-mayor:

PLEASE, DO NOT CONTINUE SELFIE WEEK

With the 4chan outbreak happening on Tumblr, it is NOT SAFE. They are now collecting selfies in the #selfie, #me and #face tags, but I would NOT put it past them to go to the tag.

They are taking collected selfies and putting them into pornographic scenes, and this could be ANYONE, no matter of age.

IF YOUR SELFIE IS USED, CONTACT AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY, BUT DO NOT POST ABOUT IT. THIS IS A HEAVY CRIME, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO STOP THE SELFIE WEEK. (Which I did originally post and I’m honestly sorry)

Want your villagers to move out TODAY? Here’s a guide!

pixelynx:

So I was playing around with my game and finding a way to get my villagers to move out the fastest, and I found one!

This is 100% effective, I’ve tried it multiple times on multiple villagers.

First, find the villager you’re trying to move out, and talk to them until they say they have to remember something or they are “thinking”.

Save and quit, and time travel two days forward. 

Find that same villager, and walk/run past them, they WILL ping you, and it WILL be about moving.

I guarantee this works 100%. Though, it make take two tries in the most, because they might not decide to move after all. 

Have fun moving out villagers!

Although this is very helpful, this isn’t 100% accurate. I’ve tried it and moved out about 10 villagers with this guide, and it IS the quickest way to get a villager out. The only problem with this, is that even if you talk to the villager you want to move out, that same villager will not ping you to move out. It will be a completely random chosen villager.

So, for example, I wanted to move Chow out, so I talked to him until he had to “remember” something, saved and quit, then time traveled two days forward.

When walking around, I noticed that Stitches pinged me to move out, not Chow. I tried it again a couple more times (even talking to villagers that weren’t Chow) and managed to get him out in less than an hour. 

So, yeah. This is my preferred method, but it’s not perfect.